TV Tacoma All-Stars: HAUL-0-LEGENDS Trading Cards

Robert "The Traveller" Hill

File Photo LEGENDARY CREATURE - Traveller. Once played The Traveller cannot be removed from game except by ENCHANTED TPD or SLEEP SPELL. Space and Time are no obstacle to The Traveller. "I don't need to yell who I am; my existence clearly accomplishes this." ~ Mr. Hill

Power Ratings

Eccentricity
96%
Vim
88%
Pulchritude
65%
Togs
75%

Lonely University Place Guy

File Photo LEGENDARY CREATURE - A. Douglas. The Lonely Guy from University Place may appear multiple times to filibuster at great length through out play. His slow+1 attack speeches can completely drain opponent's RED, BLUE and GREEN MANA with the minimal of effort. "flee with haste for there is no end." ~ Mayor Baarsma

Power Ratings

Eccentricity
25%
Vim
25%
Pulchritude
25%
Togs
25%

* Conspiracy Whistle Blower

File Photo LEGENDARY CREATURE - Multiple Conspiracy Whistleblower. Though majority of effectiveness is spent exposing Waste Water Pump fund miss managements, The * Whistleblower has been known to take on other conspiracies (viz Click!, Methane Gas etc.) Protection from FLYING ATTACKS+1.

Power Ratings

Eccentricity
10%
Vim
60%
Pulchritude
10%
Togs
25%

Mr. Charels Creso

File Photo LEGENDARY CREATURE - Creso. Upon entering play all RAILED ORATORY is increased by five (+5) BARBED VERBAL ATTACKS. Creso can NOT be summoned into play without sufficient BOLO TIE TOKENS. Once cast Creso cannot be blocked until end of turn.

Power Ratings

Eccentricity
62%
Vim
55%
Pulchritude
75%
Togs
35%

Phillys "DiscoverTacoma.com" Barret

File Photo LEGENDARY CREATURE - Barrett. Intrinsic ability to access pubic records. Automatic INNUENDO+3 to all BARBED VERBAL ATTACKS for three (3) turns during play. "For those looking for the truth in government I challenge you to visit my website: w w w Discover Tacoma dot com." ~ Ms. Barrett (universal closing argument).

Power Ratings

Eccentricity
70%
Vim
65%
Pulchritude
75%
Togs
12%