Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Weekly
#721 Dueling Piano Bar Opposition - 2006/03/20 10:23 PM
Courteous Reader, if you perchance happen to be presented with an opportunity to patronize Tacoma's new Chopstix: A Dueling Piano Bar franchise may we suggest that you don't. What is more, please consider that Holistic Forge Works' staff writers haven't been to the Chopstix Seattle location; but we can imagine it to be just as horrifying. Although the writers of this column typically loathe bars as a general rule of thumb, please enjoy the following experiences sampled from the aforementioned nausea factory that we have found to be loathsome above and beyond the call of duty.
PROS
- Cleavage
- Smoke Free Environment
- Stupid Idiots, Drunken College Kids & Military Folk
CONS
- Perpetual Onslaught of Din via Incestuous Renditions of Vapid Music
- Active Participation of Audience in Piano Player's Inept Comedy Riff
- (Piano Player Armed with "Hunting Style" High Powered Spotlight)x2
- Stupid Idiots, Drunken College Kids & Military Folk
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Employee Recommendations
Format | Product Identification(s) |
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Audio = | Woody Guthrie, Arlo Guthrie (Musical Group) |
Video = | Like Water For Chocolate (2003) + Legend (1985) |
Print = | Cartoon Animation :: BLAIR, PRESTON J. |
Status = | the crew is pleased |