Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Weekly
#711 Best Engagement of the New Year - 2006/01/02 11:03 PM
With happy tears in our eyes, the staff writers of the Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer would like to announce that HFW lead-artist R.R. Anderson (aka The Webmaster) has formally asked for life-partner & eclectic fine-artist girlfriend Darcy Mitchell's hand in holy marriage with victorious success--with proof and everything. "I'm pretty excited" admits Anderson, "Ms. Darcy is perchance the most awesome-packed young woman I've ever had the opportunity to share the rest of my life with... for real."
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IN OTHER NEWS: HFW scientists over holiday gift exchange celebrations have at long last obtained exclusive rights to a lettuce centrifuge which in common tongue is known as a "Salad Spinner." This technology will equip our engineers to produce crisper, tastier, and less-toxic consumable vegetable roughage. And doesn't that make everyone a winner?
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Format | Product Identification(s) |
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Audio = | Rain Hue (Deanna's Burnt Mix CD) or The Rainbow Connection from Mia's Baby DVD |
Video = | Kingdom of Heaven (2005) |
Print = | Don Quixote :: CERVANTES, MIGUEL de |
Status = | the crew is fit |