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#717 A Salute to Sweet Failure - 2006/02/13 10:32 PM

Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Picture of Interest This is not a political statement. Nor are we attempting to cloud your judgment with such mind-altering statements such as: "The most dominant force in the universe is the energy of empty space." From a historical standpoint Holistic Forge Works is a company infused upon a foundation of secular modern science; cast in iron via non-partisan ideals to be enjoyed by free and or oppressed peoples of the increasingly globalized world order. We recognize the significance of our respective successes in addition to the overpowering and underplayed significance of our respective failures. We the prospering employees of Holistic Forge Works do indeed relate to you--idle reader.

Universal Human Experiences:

  • Death
  • Taxation
  • Oppression
  • Failure

You may not yet realize it but everything you've ever experienced, or have yet to experience, are results of two (2) basic principals. Firstly, all life processes are ultimately obedient to the laws of physics and chemistry. And secondly, all life processes evolve by natural selection. Thus in summary--failure is an integral part of life the universe and everything, we are you, you are us; we're all in this cosmos together. Why? Why Not?

IN OTHER NEWS: Sample a few of HFW's Tacoma Art Community Slogans Rejected by the Tacoma Art Community:

  1. Tacoma: Fulfill Your Unrealized Dreams.
  2. Our Art is Safe, No Controversy Here!
  3. Support the Arts with This Dumb Bumper Sticker
  4. Tacoma - Because Art by Committee is Still Art!
  5. Tacoma's "Aroma" isn't from the "Shitty Art"
  6. Tacoma Artists: We put the "Coma" in "Tacoma"
  7. Because We're Good 4 U! (unless 'we're' includes: the Washington DC sniper, The Green River Serial Killer, ex-Police Chief David Brame, the arsenic & lead laden soil or Dale Chihuly)

MEANWHILE: I still like you though. Thus concludes another Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Weekly Update

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Status = the crew is in love