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Edition No. 711, FTPI Archive

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#711 Best Engagement of the New Year - 2006/01/02 11:03 PM

Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Picture of Interest With happy tears in our eyes, the staff writers of the Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer would like to announce that HFW lead-artist R.R. Anderson (aka The Webmaster) has formally asked for life-partner & eclectic fine-artist girlfriend Darcy Mitchell's hand in holy marriage with victorious success--with proof and everything. "I'm pretty excited" admits Anderson, "Ms. Darcy is perchance the most awesome-packed young woman I've ever had the opportunity to share the rest of my life with... for real."

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IN OTHER NEWS: HFW scientists over holiday gift exchange celebrations have at long last obtained exclusive rights to a lettuce centrifuge which in common tongue is known as a "Salad Spinner." This technology will equip our engineers to produce crisper, tastier, and less-toxic consumable vegetable roughage. And doesn't that make everyone a winner? Thus concludes another Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Weekly Update

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FormatProduct Identification(s)
Audio = Rain Hue (Deanna's Burnt Mix CD) or The Rainbow Connection from Mia's Baby DVD
Video = Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
Print = Don Quixote :: CERVANTES, MIGUEL de
Status = the crew is fit