Holistic Forge Works

Edition No. 709, FTPI Archive


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#709 Party DEFCON 2XL - 2005/12/11 11:39 PM

Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Picture of Interest Last week the beloved forges of this great company fell silent with the meltdown of our master-controll computer's (H-VAC1's) power source. And without any functioning machines to operate our employees found solace in attending two (2) very entertaining corporate functions:

  1. The Artifex Company Holiday Party (a celebration of latter-day signage)
  2. Ms. Darcy's Brazilian Birthday Party (a celebration of 27 years via jaguar milk)

Holistic Forge Works was able to expedite a replacement power supply discovered in an abandoned nuclear submarine from Illinois and happily, all is right again with our Tacoma facility.

IN OTHER NEWS: Sister Lisa experiences yet more troubles with her a Kia Rio automobile.

IN OTHER NEWS: Ms. Darcy holds her first assault rifle, photo op. missed!

MEANWHILE: This holiday season do your best to promote tolerance and good will towards your fellow citizens without bias of racial, religious, political, sexual, or cock-monkey orientation. Together we can make a difference. Thus concludes another Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Weekly Update

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FormatProduct Identification(s)
Audio = Thievery Corporation (musical group)
Video = Aeon Flux, Liquid Television Pilot (1991)
Print = Alice in Wonderland :: CARROLL, LEWIS
Status = the crew is happy