#709 Party DEFCON 2XL - 2005/12/11 11:39 PM
Last week the beloved forges of this great company fell silent with the meltdown of our master-controll computer's (H-VAC1's) power source. And without any functioning machines to operate our employees found solace in attending two (2) very entertaining corporate functions:
- The Artifex Company Holiday Party (a celebration of latter-day signage)
- Ms. Darcy's Brazilian Birthday Party (a celebration of 27 years via jaguar milk)
Holistic Forge Works was able to expedite a replacement power supply discovered in an abandoned nuclear submarine from Illinois and happily, all is right again with our Tacoma facility.
IN OTHER NEWS: Sister Lisa experiences yet more troubles with her a Kia Rio automobile.
IN OTHER NEWS: Ms. Darcy holds her first assault rifle, photo op. missed!
MEANWHILE: This holiday season do your best to promote tolerance and good will towards your fellow citizens without bias of racial, religious, political, sexual, or cock-monkey orientation. Together we can make a difference.
Weekly Atom-O-Toon™ - Slumming With M$ Paint™ Cartoon
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|Audio =||Thievery Corporation (musical group)|
|Video =||Aeon Flux, Liquid Television Pilot (1991)|
|Print =||Alice in Wonderland :: CARROLL, LEWIS|
|Status =||the crew is happy|