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#708 Thanksgiving with Your Best Friend or Why I Love to Put My Freezing Hands on Ms. Darcy's Exposed Milky Midriff - 2005/11/27 11:39 PM

Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Picture of Interest As predicted in episode #707, Thanksgiving of 2005 will always be remembered as "The Dinner of Togetherness" in the hearts of two families coming together to burn bright as one flame. The Webmaster's various parents were introduced to Ms. Darcy's parents and sisters (plus a cousin) resulting in much merriment and relief. "We're on path to becoming a family of friends" Said the Webmaster in a pre-recorded press release, "I don't see this marriage (Aug. 5, 2006) as a marathon; instead I view it as a stroll (i.e. leisurely walk) with your best friend who in my case happens to be Ms. Darcy... I suppose what I'm trying to say is: everything is turning out more awesome than I could have foreseen."

Topics covered in Thanksgiving dinner conversation are as follows (in no particular order):
  • Captain Kelly's Retirement Home
  • Ms. Darcy Has No Ring
  • Cousin Chris VS. US Army Special Forces
  • Damn! Ms. Darcy Can Paint
  • Twin Paige is a Good Chef
  • Twin Lisa can Make a Pregnant Woman Give Birth Just by Touching Pressure Points
  • Brother Bo is in Juneau (living in sin)
  • Brother Ian Likes the Ladies
  • World Travel

MEANWHILE: Happy Birthday DAD! Thus concludes another Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Weekly Update

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FormatProduct Identification(s)
Audio = Saint Simon :: The Shins (musical group)
Video = In the Realms of the Unreal (2004)
Print = Alice in Wonderland :: CARROLL, LEWIS
Status = the crew is happy