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No. 014 Prolong the Failure: You Need Traitors to Save the System - 2008/09/25 11:30 PM

Sarah Palin of Alaska in Tacoma

As the meaningless profiteering machine stalls out 30,000 feet above sea-level we are offered a moment of calming silence to reflect briefly before the nose 'self-corrects' downward and we begin a new exciting journey back to reality (remember it's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop).

Let's however take full advantage of that brief silence. What historical lessons can we apply for rapid self preservation? How can we resist the H.P. Lovecraft notion of Cosmic Horror* by pulling the wool over our own eyes?

Communists learned early on that you can keep the system intact if you put all the blame for failure into the shoulders of traitors and foreign saboteurs. It is the goal of my 5 STEP SUCCESS METHODOLOGY for you to realize your external traitor and foreign saboteurs!

[insert sound effect of record needle being dragged out of the groove]

American Museum of Alaskan Entrepreneurship (AMoAE) PART 2

American Museum of Alaskan Entrepreneurship (Only in Tacoma) Holistic Forge Works is making industrious swellings of progress as work on the AMoAE takes the shape of a shiny new DONATION BOX™ and including, but not limited to a MODERN BUSINESS SIGNAGE™

Yes people often stop to ask our PRIVATE CONTRACTORS™ when they can expect to pay good money to tour the fine exhibits we are collecting under the mighty cedar rafters of our museum. Patience® is a virtue, we like to say... but to the more belligerent inquiries demanding just the facts we say "Perhaps next November, if the financial 'partnerships' with government institutions come through."

DIY: Donation Box

DIY: American Museum of Alaskan Entrepreneurship Sign

In Other News

Frost Park Chalk Challenge Champion Index is up on our production floor. See a complete archive of our INSPIRATIONAL CHALK SERMONS™ and NAPKIN SKETCH POSTER ART™ Also, a new side project commissioned by our own Ms. Darcy is coming... look for it in our next Flying Turtle PI update! Thus concludes another Flying Turtle Post Intelligencer Weekly Update

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FormatProduct Identification(s)
Audio Slavoj Zizek: What is the Question? (Radio Opensource Podcast)
Video Sarah Palin - Relatively Awesome (2008)
Status Relatively Okay!